I would definitely get Asmir a Boston Bruins, NHL jersey. I'm from Boston myself and that is the big NHL team that I support, and the team that he supports totally sucks, so I would have to get him one of those so that he can start following a real team.
He is trying to compete with Stephen Ireland to see who has the best pair of Louis Vuitton's (trainers) so I would go to the store and purchase him a pair of Nike's which I wear. I'm not too sure he would like them as much as his Louis Vuitton's but it would be pretty funny to see his face when he opened the box to find a pair of Nike's.
What could I get for 'Huthy' - that's a tough one. I can't imagine him being too pleased with anything haha! I would get him something American though, probably with the stars and stripes emblazed across it, just because he is German. He wouldn't like that though I don't think.
Hmm, another tough one, but he is Spanish, and I guess he likes salsa, so I would get him that. The salsa that you eat, not a salsa dancing lesson; although that would be funny.
What could I get for 'Whelo'. I know, I would get him some of those 'Fizzy Lifting Drinks' that they have in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, where people have them and just keep smiling and laughing. He is quite a serious guy, so it would be cool to see him smiling and giggling after drinking one of those.
I'd be inclined to say something to do with golf, but I think he could do with a new haircut, so I would pay for him to go to the stylist and get it sorted!
Wilson's a real good guy - I like him. He is one of the friendliest guys around, so I would just let him pick whatever he wants - within budget of course - haha!
That is a really difficult one because I think Kenwyne has everything. I don't know what you can buy for the man who just goes out and gets anything he wants. Haha.
Marko would probably want another tattoo, so he could just go out and get one of those and I would pay for that.
Without doubt I would get Brek a stylist. Some of the things that he wears leave a lot to be desired, so I think he could do with somebody to come in and re-style him. He is pretty unique is Brek, but a great guy.
Irish guys like whiskey right... so I would get him a bottle of Jack (Daniels) - some real American whiskey.
A pair of Nike Air Jordans. Mo is always in a pair of those - he has loads of different ones, so I would just get him another pair to add to his collection.
Charlie ADAM & Jamie NESS
I would get these two a couple of matching kilts. They are both Scottish, so they must be into these. I'm not sure how well it would go down if they turned up for training dressed in them though. Still, it would be funny to see how they could pull them off!
I'm not sure what to get Steven. He is a proper Frenchman so I would get him something from his country. Some macaroon's or something. He would like them.
What could I get for the skipper... probably a new voice! I think he could do with one of those. Not sure how much it would cost though. It's probably not within my budget! Haha.
Like Jermaine, he is another one who I think is in need of a new hairstyle. He's looking quite military like at the moment - so a trip to the barbers would do him some good.
I would get Ozzie to just not dress like an old man. Whether that meant me buying him some clothes, or just giving him a bit of styling advice - I think that is what he needs. Some of his gear is pretty incredible!
I would get 'Crouchy' some clothes that actually fits him. A lot of his stuff is decent, but it just isn't in the right size.
Hair clip for men...
Let's see. He keeps himself to himself, so I'm not too sure what he would want or need. He dresses pretty well to be fair to him, so he isn't in need of any styling. He is a real Stokie though - so everybody tells me - so I think I would have to get him some oatcakes. I'm pretty certain that he loves them.
Another one who I would get something American for. I'd get him a US soccer jersey I think. Again, I'm not too sure of how often he would wear it, but that is what I would get him for Christmas.
Ooh, Ryan - the lad I first roomed with when I joined the Club. I wouldn't get him anything; I think my friendship is enough for him.
Another one who wouldn't get anything - just my friendship!
What about Geoff Cameron... what does he want for Christmas?
To finish in the top ten this season. That is what I would ask for at Christmas.